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i need a fucking friend.
we got u. one person, one quest at a time, until you have an actual friend and no further use for this app.
This is NOT a dating app.
It is made specifically for making friends. No swiping, no likes, nothing anywhere that scores how somebody looks. Pursuing a match romantically or sexually ends the account, first time, no warning — community guidelines §1.
It is a phone app. Quests happen in walking distance, so the desktop version is a QR code and always will be.
google playapp storedirect apk · v1.1.0four steps. then it ends.
five scenarios
Not a personality quiz. Five situations where the honest answer is slightly embarrassing. That is what makes them work.
one person
One. No grid, no stack, nobody to compare them against. You do not get to shop.
do the quest
A specific thing, at a specific place, with a time on it. Not "grab a coffee sometime" — the sometime is why you never did.
twenty times, then we leave
You graduate and we get out of the way. You have their number. You do not need us for it.
the features we left out are the product.
no swiping
Swiping teaches you people are interchangeable. Twenty minutes of it and you believe it. We never show a second option.
no photos first
Their face arrives after quest one. By then you have met them, so it is information rather than a verdict.
no streaks, no sounds
Nothing here chimes or congratulates you for opening it. Finishing a quest makes no sound at all.
no infinite scroll
The feed is one day long. It ends. You close it and go do something.
free works.
Free is a whole friendship: one match, quests, chat, voice calls, every safety feature. Premium buys speed and volume. It never buys a person.
$0
- one match at a time
- 1 orb a day, 5 max
- optional ads, three places
- every safety feature
$9.99
- no orbs, no ads
- unlimited matches
- groups of 3-4
- 3 cooldown skips a week
$24.99
17% OFF / ONE GRADUATION
There is no yearly plan. Graduation is 20 quests; selling you a year would be selling you a year of needing us.
PAYMENTS BY POLAR.SH
Cancel any time. 18+ only, age-verified automatically — no human at inaff ever sees your document.
we send two people who already agreed to show up.
Not an impression. Not a click. Two people with a plan, a time, and a reason to be at your place rather than the one next door.
friendship is hours.
If you choose to meet up in person, you significantly increase your chances of making a real friend because real friendships require a massive investment of time. Psychology and sociological research show that while more than 57% of teens make friends online, turning an acquaintance into a casual friend takes roughly 50 hours of face-to-face interaction, and a close friendship requires closer to 200 hours.
THAT IS THE WHOLE PRODUCT ARGUMENT
50
Face to face. At two hours a quest, that is twenty-five times you left the house — which is why graduation is set at twenty quests and not at two.
200
We cannot give you those. Nobody can sell them to you. All an app can honestly do is get the first fifty started and then get out of the way.